yes I am a believer. oh you meant god? my bad I thought u were talkin about aliens sir.
"Her favourite colour is black but she’s afraid of the dark."
- Me (Vogulize)
it’s funny bc this is literally me
(Source: vogulize, via classy-lovely)
parent: why hasn't ____ been round lately? I thought you were friends
me: well they turned into a cunt
Pros and cons of boys:
- Con: They’re dicks
- Pro: Their dicks
(Source: piplump, via withlovecaligirl)