la maison


yes I am a believer. oh you meant god? my bad I thought u were talkin about aliens sir.

(via sallem)

"Her favourite colour is black but she’s afraid of the dark."

- Me (Vogulize)

it’s funny bc this is literally me

(via plumadorable)

(Source: vogulize, via classy-lovely)

parent: why hasn't ____ been round lately? I thought you were friends
me: well they turned into a cunt


Pros and cons of boys:

  • Con: They’re dicks
  • Pro: Their dicks

(Source: piplump, via withlovecaligirl)