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why do they even include 2014 as an option when selecting your birth year online like u fresh out the womb ready to join gmail

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my dad was taking me driving and after i parked i got out and checked then shouted “IM STRAIGHT-well at least my parking job is” and my dad slams his hand onto the dashboard and goes “YOU COULDNT HAVE WAITED UNTIL COLLEGE TO MAKE THAT JOKE NOW I OWE YOUR MOM TEN BUCKS I DIDNT THINK YOU WOULD ADMIT IT YET” so thats the story of how my parents have been betting on when id come out

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when i’m done dealing with someones shit


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how do people rap i cant even talk without messing it up

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all restaurants are drive-thru’s if you drive hard enough

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