"Take a lover who looks at you like maybe you are magic."
- Marty McConnell (via n3utrality)
"Try not to be a cunt."
- Buddha (via bowel)
(Source: phoe-bs, via nessdavelle)
"Don’t marry a man unless you would be proud to have a son exactly like him."
(Source: capecodcollegiate, via nessdavelle)
*20 years later*
My kid : hey mom what did you do when you were young?
Me: obsessed over bands
Husband: mostly my band
me: i don't want to have kids
every adult within 100 mile radius: nonseNSE!! you'll end up having them in a few years!!! kids!!! mANY KIDS!! wonderful things you will love them! can''t not have kids?!!¿ chILDREN!
me first day of the semester: I’M GONNA GET AN A!!!!! I BETTER ORGANIZE MY NOTES!!!! I’M WRITING THIS IN MY PLANNER!!!! THIS IS SO COOL!!!!! I’M SETTING MY ALARM 30 MINUTES EARLY
me the night before finals week: SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT shit shit shit shit shit shit shit… shit… sh…. ss.ss….. ..i don’t care haha
The tumblr app sucks but at least the screen doesn’t turn sideways with you when you’re laying down on your side
i literally have no idea what im gonna do if i dont end up rich
(Source: snoia, via contentedd)